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Viagra 8/7/2003
1.Man goes to the doctor and asks for a Viagra to make his
wife happy.
2.Doctor recommends to take it one hour before an intercourse.
3.Man's wife usually comes from work at 6.PM
4.Man takes Viagra at 5:55 PM
5. Wife calls home at 6PM, to say that she will be home after
10 PM
6. Man calls the doctor asking what to do?
7. Doctor asks: "Don't you have any neighbor
to use that Viagra ...
2 Comments, 104 Views,
84 Votes
,6.87 Score
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Bar Bouncer 8/7/2003
How do you know if your in a homo-sexual bar? A bouncer throws
you out for farting.
1 Comments, 35 Views,
37 Votes
,0.45 Score
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Physical Examination 8/7/2003
How do you know if your Doctor is a homo-sexual?
<br>
He drops his pants and coughs.
1 Comments, 38 Views,
36 Votes
,0.91 Score
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D. N. A. 8/6/2003
Most women have very intellegent DNA but the hell of it is
95% of them spit it out.
0 Comments, 33 Views,
54 Votes
,5.23 Score
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To be six again! 7/31/2003
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be six again, " she replied.
<br>
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early
and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put
her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming
Loop, the Wall of Fear - everything there was! Wow!
<br>
Five hours later she ...
0 Comments, 40 Views,
65 Votes
,6.93 Score
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Break-Up Revenge 7/30/2003
John and Jenny had been sweethearts since childhood. When
it came to college, however, they unfortunately found
themselves hundreds of miles apart. For a time they attempted
to keep the relationship going, but eventually John found
Jenny growing ever more distant.
<br>
Suspecting that Jenny had started seeing someone John
challenged her on the issue, only to find his worst fears ...
0 Comments, 22 Views,
71 Votes
,8.29 Score
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A blond and a brunette in a bar 7/19/2003
A blond and a brunette are in a bar. The t.v.'s in the
bar have the 10-O-clock news on and there is a story of a man
that is standing on a building ledge about to commit suicide.
The brunette says to the blond, "I'll bet you
$50 he jumps." The blond thinks for a moment and says, "I'll
take that bet." So they watch and sure enough the man
jumps. The blond says as she is handing over a ...
0 Comments, 46 Views,
108 Votes
,7.25 Score
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The donkey 7/17/2003
A bar owner was having financial difficulties so he decided
to have a promotion to make money. He bought a donkey and
put up a sign, "Make the donkey laugh. $1". Well,
people tried everything from telling jokes to making funny
faces. Finally a man entered the bar and gave his dollar
to the bar owner saying, "I can definitely make the
donkey laugh." He walked over to the donkey lifted ...
0 Comments, 26 Views,
96 Votes
,7.59 Score
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verticle blinds 7/11/2003
A beautiful blond woman was at her home taking a shower when
the doorbell rang. She was quickly trying to dry herself
off as she asked through the door who it was. The man replied
'I am the blind msn.' So with no harm intended she
drops her towel and gracefully walks to her door nude. Upon
openning her door the man stands with a big smile on his face
and asks 'Where would you like me to ...
0 Comments, 16 Views,
67 Votes
,5.94 Score
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Monster 7/10/2003
Q: What's got 100 teeth and keeps the monster away?
<br>
A: My ZIPPER.
0 Comments, 5 Views,
55 Votes
,3.78 Score
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No f***ing in the park. 7/9/2003
For years people went to the local park to have sex. Finally,
some citizens petitioned and a law was passed forbidding
sex in the park. Signs were put up everywhere. One couple
had been having sex in the park since it was built and were
determined to continue. They were going hot and heavy behind
some bushes when a cop came by and arrested them. Three black
men witnessed the couple ...
0 Comments, 16 Views,
111 Votes
,7.70 Score
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A Leprechaun goes into a bar...... 7/6/2003
....climbs up on a bar stool, and says, "Bartender,
give me a beer." The Bartender draws him a huge glass
of draft, and sits it in front of him. The leprechaun pays
for the beer, turns it up, and chugs the whole glass. As he
wiped the foam from his chin on his sleeve, he scanned the
occupants of the bar. Once he spotted the biggest man in
the bar, he climbed down from the stool, walked over ...
0 Comments, 21 Views,
66 Votes
,5.51 Score
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tip 7/5/2003
A husband gets back home from work to find his wife sitting
in the corner with a very angry look on her face. She points
to a piece of paper she's found in his pocket when doing
the washing and written on it is the name "SARAH".
<br>
Trouble is his wife's name is Karen. She says "
who the hell is Sarah?"
<br>
As quick as a flash he says "it's ok darling Sarah
was the ...
0 Comments, 66 Views,
84 Votes
,6.96 Score
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Old Shoe 6/26/2003
Whats the differeance between and old shoe and a old woman?
<br>
Your can eat the old shoe!
0 Comments, 12 Views,
52 Votes
,0.11 Score
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just a cute 1 6/26/2003
<br>
<br>
what is red and white, and has seven dents ?
snow whites cherry
0 Comments, 8 Views,
52 Votes
,2.06 Score
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think about it 6/26/2003
what does kodak cameras and a tampax have in common ? they
both capture that perfect moment
0 Comments, 45 Views,
48 Votes
,0.46 Score
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Hurricane 6/20/2003
Why are women like a hurricane?
<br>
When they come they make a hell of a racket and when they leave
they take the house with them.
1 Comments, 14 Views,
87 Votes
,6.62 Score
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What's the 2 most useless things in the world? 6/20/2003
A man's tits and the Pope's balls.
0 Comments, 5 Views,
154 Votes
,5.73 Score
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Three Men In A Dessert 6/17/2003
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Three men were walking aimlessly in the desert. They came
upon a castle. Dying of thirst, they decided to go into the
castle.
<br>
Inside they found no men, just dozens of beautiful women.
The three men decided to stay (obviously, what man wouldn't).
For a week they enjoyed themselves having sex many times
a day with all of the beautiful women.
<br>
...
0 Comments, 12 Views,
214 Votes
,8.86 Score
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a joke for pure mathmeticians only! 6/13/2003
What do you get if you cross a mountianeer with a scaler?
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Absolutely nothing, you can't cross a scalar with
anything, it's an inverse matrix!!!
<br>
cue laughter from mathmeticians only
0 Comments, 17 Views,
74 Votes
,1.58 Score
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hairless 6/11/2003
what do you do after eating bald pussy?
<br>
Put the diaper back on!!!
0 Comments, 9 Views,
118 Votes
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STORK 6/11/2003
IF A WHITE STORK DELIVERS A WHITE BABY
<br>
AND
<br>
IF A BLACK STORK DELIVERS A BLACK BABY
<br>
WHAT DELIVERS NO BABY ?
<br>
ANSWER
<br>
A GOOD SWALLOW
0 Comments, 17 Views,
54 Votes
,6.99 Score
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69 6/10/2003
A young guy goes to a bar. He meets a mature woman who invites
him to her house. When they get there, they start kissing
and getting naked. After a while she asked him: "what
would you like to do?" Being a virgin he wasn't
too sure and told her that anything was okay with him. She
told him to lay on the bed, that they would do a 69. She then
climbed on top of him in a 69 position. After a ...
0 Comments, 30 Views,
97 Votes
,7.91 Score
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Geisha 6/7/2003
A businesman, visiting Japan, is taken to the local Geisha
house by his japanese host. after a great meal and lots of
Sake, the amorous businessman chooses a lovely young Geisha
and of they go. He sticks it in and she begins moaning "Osotugari,
osotugari!". Harder and harder he pumps, "Osotugari"
she yells. His large western dick pumping into her until
he comes.
<br>
The next ...
0 Comments, 18 Views,
79 Votes
,7.25 Score
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why women dont fart 6/7/2003
why dont women fart?
<br>
they cant keep their mouths shut long enough to build up
pressure
0 Comments, 6 Views,
107 Votes
,7.45 Score
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First Assignation 5/29/2003
By first assignation, I mean the first time that I ever met
a woman expressly for the purpose of having sex. I had written
to many women on Pure Gay Hookups in the weeks since I joined but only received
a handful of replies. Finally, I began to get somewhere
with one particular woman. We exchanged photos and I was
thrilled with her appearance. She was in her mid 40’s—a
couple of years ...
0 Comments, 37 Views,
87 Votes
,7.34 Score
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Total Rejection 5/28/2003
What is total rejection?
<br>
Thats when your jerking off and your hand fall asleep....
2 Comments, 80 Views,
93 Votes
,6.80 Score
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Pregnant woman 5/26/2003
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light
bulb?
<br>
You can unscrew a light bulb.
0 Comments, 18 Views,
86 Votes
,3.98 Score
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naked downtown 5/25/2003
This guy is standing on a corner in the middle of town, naked,
looking around. A cop pulls up and arrests him for exposure.
He asks the man to explain what he's doing standing
there like that. He' say's "It's like
this officer. I was at this party, and someone suggested
all the women take their clothes off. They did! Then someone
suggested that all the men take their clothes off too. We ...
0 Comments, 9 Views,
120 Votes
,4.05 Score
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Pussy and Parsley 5/24/2003
Do you know the difference between pussy and parsley?
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Nobody eats parsley!
0 Comments, 10 Views,
86 Votes
,4.02 Score
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